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Here are 100 funny and witty quotations about getting older. Canva Growing Old Some of the best, wittiest, and most humorous quotations in the English language are quotations about age, childhood, adolescence, middle age, and old age— most of all, about growing old! On this page, I've gathered together 100 of the best. I hope you like some of them.
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"You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing." George Bernard Shaw "By the time you're 80 years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it." George Burns "The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it." Doris Day
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You know you are old when you go to the beach and turn a wonderful color: Blue. It's from holding your stomach in. You know you are old when people tell you how good you look. You know you are old when almost everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You know you are old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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Yes, there are some people in their 50s who are grandparents. And no, there's nothing inherently wrong with being compared to someone's beloved grandma or grandpa. But having people act as though you should relate to the folksy adages of someone 20, 30, or 40 years older just because you're over 50 is undeniably rude.
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Rude old age quotes Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get backup. ~John Wagner Getting older is like being on a roller coaster…there are highs, lows, laughter and tears and sometimes…you just may pee your pants a little. Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier
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Laughing at Growing Older We may not be able to outrun old age, but at least we can laugh at it. I hope some of these quotes about growing up and growing old help you get through the day or bring a smile to your face. Enjoy, and feel free to share with your family and friends.
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"I've lived this long because I do things I love." Schmidt's not the only person to encounter these assumptions about getting older. There's still a strange stigma around age—and we say "strange".
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1) "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White 2) "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope 3) "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain 4) "The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake."
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Funny quotes about age (1-11): Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. ~ Tom Stoppard Old age is always ten years older than me. ~Author Unknown Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. ~ Walt Disney Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. ~ Victor Hugo
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1. "Getting old is a fascinating thing. The older you get, the older you want to get." —Keith Richards 2. "Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength." —Betty Friedan 3..
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Of course, Shaw himself lived to a ripe old age. However, by recognizing that no one can live forever, you can avail yourself of the life you have, and enjoy it as much as possible. "By the time.
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Short Poems & Quotes / Funny Poems / Funny Poems About Aging. Keep Young At Heart. Poet: Strickland Gillilan. But young at heart - God keep us that! Let care be laughed to scorn. Let's keep our backs to eventide and always face the morn. Let's keep the ripeness of our noon to guide the girls and boys. Whose youth is callower than ours and.
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Gloria Pitzer "The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom." H.L. Mencken "Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five, I still had pimples." George Burns "Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you." Ogden Nash
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. My doctor told me I need to sweat daily, so I told him I'd start disobeying my wife. Aging gracefully is a nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse. At my age, the only pole dancing I do is holding onto the safety bar in the bathtub. The older we get, the earlier it gets late.